ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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