Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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