At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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