In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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