He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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