I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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