I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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