there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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