I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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