did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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