Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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