My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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