You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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