Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
