Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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