I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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