do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you would pick up someone in the library
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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