i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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