I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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