I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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