You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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