office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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