Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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