Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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