If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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