from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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