goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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