just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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