Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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