Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
