so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
