I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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