I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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