Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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