real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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