ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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