that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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