so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dick very happy bro
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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