I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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