I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
