My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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