...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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