im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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