Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
so much tequila, so little girl.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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