Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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