so that wasnt chicken after all
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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