the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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