Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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