I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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