ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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