that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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