Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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